Today's creative inspiration hails from Bostonian San Diegan Ted, who's like totally wicked convincing that "worse is better!" . . . Wouldn't it be just hella cool to find colloquially dialectal adverbs in an SAT question? Everyone would scream "cultural bias!" and sneer about cliquish oppression. Funny thing, though: The test's results would probably reflect less knowledge/experience-bias than do scores from our IQ industry's most clinically austere, fantastically purist, caveman correct, violently non-verbal ability gauges.