But you didn't go all the way, Brooke! You are supposed to DELETE your journal, and then start a new one, and let people gradually find out your NEW identity.
(And you are never supposed to admit that you deleted your journal because you were too busy. You are supposed to say you did it because you had a nervous breakdown; or you were getting stalked by the Kokanee Sasquatch and the Boogyman. Or some mean troll was sending hate mail to your dog, and it was getting too upseting.)
Oh, one must also proclaim how tired of LJ one is.
Which really means "I'm tired of not enough attention on LJ!"