I myself have fought The Man a few times; parking tickets, speeding tickets, Canada, and each time I lost miserably. Why? Because I didn't have a Logo. You walk in with a logo... that means you've planned ahead: debated color schemes, discussed font issues, coordinated. Shit - you're like RC Cola. And when was the last time they were unsuccessful. Exactly. (contest starts today)
Wonder whether worgl will enter.